Sexual Sportswear: Entrevista a Sébastien Tellier

Sexual Sportswear: The Interview with Sébastien Tellier



Sébastien Tellier is not a name often discussed around these parts, but the sex-obsessed Frenchman has teamed up with Parisian neighbour Guy-Manuel de Christo-Homem on new single ‘Sexual Sportswear’ and album ‘Sexuality’, so it all makes a bit more sense now. Well that and anyone who is “sexual” with a beard that rivals mine is “Très OK!” That and his delightfully french answers….for example We would say” Ugh! I’m sooo bored with this conversation, I think I need something to drink”, whereas the french would say ” I’ve grown tired of your complaining. You’re just afraid to be fabulous. Now leave me unless your breasts make martinis.” …C’est La Vie! Vive le differance! Now that’s Haute Couture!

Here is a chat.


In my own sexual fantasies I always think about women in sportswear. I like women in sports pants and prefer peeling them off women to lifting up their skirts. Usually guys are more into going under skirts but personally I prefer to pull off the sexual sportswear. I would like to make an erotic movie about sportswear and when I do, everybody will be as sexually interested in sportswear as I am.

Sport at school was not an activity I wished to take any part in. I didn’t feel very comfortable in the changing room with other guys when everyone was stood around naked. I love nudity but not when it involves sportsmen.

Has your lack of sporting prowess ever come back to haunt you?
When I was very young I was in London with my friends on holiday and we were in an Italian restaurant and decided to eat out without taking any money. We ate everything we could, so much food and ice-cream. We had to run from the restaurant and my friends got away but the manager caught me by the back of my coat. My friends ran off and I was left alone in the restaurant with the boss shouting at me in front of the diners. After a while my friends came back with some money and so it was all OK. It was maybe a mistake to do that…

Oh no. When I was younger I used to do stuff like that all the time. I liked the danger and the excitement.
No, although in real life Guy does have the same style, he always dresses in very fashionable clothes and designer labels.

I saw the inside, but that’s as close as I got. It’s good now because I am on the inside of the Daft Punk mystery, I’ve seen inside a helmet and I know the truth!

‘Sexual Sportswear’ is the only instrumental on there, everything else has lyrics and the whole album is very juicy and joyous. It’s like a taste of fruit – very juicy and full of sugar. It is not at all like what I have released before and nothing like what Guy-Man did with Daft Punk. It’s a very unique situation. It’s very electronic and like intellectual R&B, although not in the same way that Beyoncé or Justin Timberlake are R&B.
No. ‘Sexuality’ is my dream of perfect sex, I wanted to make music that would sexually excite people in an Italian or Latin sense of sexual music; the big seducer with the broken heart, something finer than the sex machines of the US. When you listen to US R&B, if it is very exciting you can be excited with your girlfriend but usually it’s too vulgar. I tried to keep vulgarity away from sex and my music.

Quite right too. Thank you very much, Sébastien Tellier.



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