John Askew - Bastard
If you are Obsessive- Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
If you are co- dependent, ask someone to press 2 for
you...
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6...
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call...
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship...
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small
voice will tell you which number to press...
If you are Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press, no one will answer you...
If you are dyslexic, press 69696969...
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the
hash key until the beep after the beep, please wait for
the beep...
If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call
again later and if you have low self-esteem, hang up, all
operators are too busy to talk to you....
