[Nhus]

''Dear Armin, Oh Armin, My Armin
He who wipes his pale butt with ultra-soft Charmin
He who possesses the smile
That can seduce me from a mile
Even the beauty of the magnificent skies
Do not compare, the glow in this one's eyes
The voice that I yearn for that comes from the country near France
Oh must I wait until the next weekly A State of Trance?
Armin, Oh Armin, Armin my dear
He whose radiance, shines brighter than Sirius
Who my passion burns for, extremely furious
The man who forever graces
My most euphoric dreams
He who is the fuel
To my heart's most scorching fire
Armin, my Armin, Oh how I hope
He will play "Burned with Desire"
At Lovefest After Party
But even he does not
He does not have to be sorry
Because the place he holds in my heart
Is above all kinds remorse
Armin, My Armin, Oh dear Armin
I am afraid this is where I will part
For I have much homework


P.S. I'm not gay, really.''



OMG

[Ojitos]

omg!

the rhymes are ok...

omg!

I cannot believe it! if I hadn´t read it, I'd have thought it was a joke!

omg!

I'm sorry but: "...He who possesses the smile, That can seduce me from a mile...", that is more than I could ask for!!

[ElectroNinio]

P.S. I'm not gay, really.''


LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have to point out the imagination of this guy... who aint gay .... :P

[lUcAAz~]

Shit happen'

[Poch]

jajajajajajaja gay at sight. but it`s fine by me. i`m gay friendly not gay :P

[sqnek]

Rotfl lol

Guy gots talent

"P.S. I'm not gay, really." - yeah, whatever

[Nico R.]

He also wrote a rap song:

Armin yo Armin
The Sparkle in yo eyez
Makez meh tinkle between mah thighz
Da way you mix it up at da club
Gon make meh light up a dub

Baby boy come play fo me
At the rave I hope you'll be
Shittt when Armin comes on
It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs

Many may wonder why I'm here
Many more probably think I'm queer
But it ain't no crime
To sit here and drop this rhyme
All I really want
Is to get higha
From Armin playing Burned with Desire

Baby boy come play fo me
At the rave I hope you'll be
Shittt when Armin comes on
It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs

Gots to remember to buy a shirt
But when he comes on, I better not squirt
Shit I'm so excited for Love After Party
Better not be tardy
Cuz Armins da teacha
And he gon spank me

Baby boy come play fo me
At the rave I hope you'll be
Shittt when Armin comes on
It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs

Baby boy come play fo me
At the rave I hope you'll be
Shittt when Armin comes on
It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs


P.S. I'm not gay, really

Here's another letter written by the same user:

Dear Mr. Armin Van Buuren,

A few days ago, I saw you were going to play at Love After Party on the SkillsDJ Myspace, and I must say, I got very excited, but not quite enough to wet my pants. I am totally excited for Love After Party now, the only thing that could beat you, is you playing naked, but SkillsDJ might want to keep Love After Party, which will be referred to as LAP from now on because it will save me thirteen keystrokes and two shift keystrokes, aged 16 and up. While we are on the subject of 16 year olds, let me get to the point of this letter. I am 21 right now, and five years ago, two amazing things happened. The first was, I turned 16. The second? "Burned with Desire" came out. I was hoping you would play "Burned with Desire" at LAP. If you do, I promise I will stop searching "armin van buuren nude" in Google.

I didn't even start listening to trance until I was 19, and gee whiz, do I regret that. After I heard "Burned with Desire", all I could wonder was, "WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!". I know the song may be a bit old and you would like to stay with current hits, but let me remind you, some of the best things in life are old, e.g. M.I.L.Fs and wine. "Burned with Desire" is like that M.I.L.F waiting just to be *** again like she was when she was younger. So please, play "Burned with Desire" at LAP. I'll be waiting with my camera at LAP. See you there!

Hahaha this stuff is hilarious.

[agustinitaa]

If you do, I promise I will stop searching "armin van buuren nude" in Google.

what a wonderful strategy

touché.

[konet]

hahaha you must be kidding me...

[Tyler.D]

lol...really funny